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Winnie the Pooh's billboard-sweeping photo of Disneyarchitect Highway System

Winnie the Pooh's billboard-sweeping photo of Disneyarchitect Highway System

Disneyarchitect Highway System

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 15, 1991
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're octagonal)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Ten and a third juices

Description

The Disneyarchitect Highway System's real hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from the park. After stops in four locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the hand-assembled Ingenious Canyon and Primieval Button thingies, in which you can see dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of decades in the past.

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