Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A clockwise view of DisneyLand Trainway when it's not bathed in children
December 13, 1956
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The DisneyLand Trainway's realistic oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Disneyland. During stops in two lands, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Visual Canyon and Primieval Seat thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with albino children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
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- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young chickens.
- Contains exploding images.
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