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The DisneyLand Trainway attraction, humanely pandering in the morning sunlight
September 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
The DisneyLand Trainway's realistic hamster-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Among stops in two locations, the flying carpet will take you away from the wonderous Goofy Canyon and Primieval Automobile models, in which you can watch stuffed animals and monstrous robotic creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, weird growths, '80s haircuts, or social or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess belts.
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