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The DisneyLand Steamer attraction during repairs

The DisneyLand Steamer attraction during repairs

DisneyLand Steamer

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 2013
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 942 petaliters
Recommended for: Money-grubbing children

Description

The DisneyLand Steamer's historic radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from a grotto. Preceeding stops in eight lands, the choo-choo will take you away from the stately Merry Canyon and Primieval Square displays, in which you can ride yawningly past stuffed animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from thousands of decades in the past.

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