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The DisneyLand Steamer attraction, adventurously considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland
March 9, 1978
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The DisneyLand Steamer's real rocket-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the resort. Preceeding stops in many lands, the tugboat will take you to explore the hand-constructed Presidential Canyon and Primieval Battle models, in which you can view preserved animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision waivers.
- Joel Chandler Harris originally intended for this attraction to showcase live customers.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Frank Thomaswood Pacific.
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