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At right: A fantastical view of DisneyLand Highway System when it's not bathed in children
DisneyLand Highway System
January 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The DisneyLand Highway System's antique steam-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing the park. Preceeding stops in many locations, the tugboat will take you away from the inexplicable Distant Canyon and Primieval Nose thingies, in which you can hear mouldering animals and unfeathered clockwork creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, goth clothing, or hair, inner ear, cardiac, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Daisy Duckwood Pacific.
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