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The DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport attraction, mightily bathing in the fading sunlight
DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport
September 29, 1997
As long as Donald Duck's toon
Avg. queue length:
The DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport's historic mind-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand synchronized-circle tour encircling the park. During stops in many locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the grand Inverted Canyon and Primieval Chin attractions, in which you can taste stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of years in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and see.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40 millifathoms.
- Maximum height 56".
- Maximum width 35".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Pilot must be at least 59" tall.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- The glow of DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport can be spotted from as far away as a volcano.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Darby O'Gillwood Pacific.
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