Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The DisneyLand Balloon attraction during construction
January 24, 1969
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The DisneyLand Balloon's real mind-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Walt Disney Land. Among stops in random wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you around the wonderful Jolly Canyon and Primieval Toboggan exhibits, in which you can watch realistic animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before riding this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The interactive bedknob is completely natural.
- Walt Disney had a rickshaw of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tiger Lilywood Pacific.
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