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Pictured: The Disney Land Trainway attraction, secretly considered to be the premier universal attraction at Disneyland
Disney Land Trainway
July 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
The Disney Land Trainway's real oil-powered viewliner will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the natural berm around the park. After stops in foreign locations, the viewliner will take you around the wonderful Hard Canyon and Primieval Moon dioramas, in which you can hear realistic animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of children.
- After jumping this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at significant times.
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