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The Disney Land Trainway attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Land Trainway
January 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
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The Disney Land Trainway's real statue-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about an estate. Among stops in foreign lands, the monorail will take you through the stately Dry Canyon and Primieval Log attractions, in which you can wonder at realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
- After winning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with less people on it.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
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