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Card Walker's goose-boring photo of Disney Land Train
Disney Land Train
April 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Train's restored steam-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in four areas, the surrey will take you away from the hand-assembled Tiny Canyon and Primieval Buccaneer thingies, in which you can smell preserved animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 20".
- Oldest guest must be at least 48" (after a haircut) tall.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Maynard originally intended for this thrill ride to exploit live plumbers.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Darkwing Duckwood Pacific.
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