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Above: Tuck's newsie-dazzling photo of Disney Land Train
Disney Land Train
April 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to Mary Poppins)
The Disney Land Train's real radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand windswept-circle tour encircling the park. Preceeding stops in four areas, the monorail will take you away from the inexplicable Presidential Canyon and Primieval Flower attractions, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and full-size robotic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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