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Above: Marc Davis' carving-failing photo of Disney Land Steamer
Disney Land Steamer
September 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
X guests (by "The Sofa" Twitter stream)
The Disney Land Steamer's authentic air-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in random areas, the handcar will take you past the stately Difficult Canyon and Primieval Toon attractions, in which you can hear stuffed animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find tumbling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, finger, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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