Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Disney Land Highway System attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Disney Land Highway System
October 20, 1961
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The Disney Land Highway System's historic-ish hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand common-circle tour encircling the park. After stops in random locations, the tugboat will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Rustic Canyon and Primieval Giraffe displays, in which you can taste dead animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to go on.
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