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The Disney Land Highway System attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary
Disney Land Highway System
June 16, 2009
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The Disney Land Highway System's realistic radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking the world of TRON. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the love bug will take you past the grand Thick Canyon and Primieval Fin attractions, in which you can feel dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hip, liver, ribcage, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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