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The Disney Land Highway System attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
Disney Land Highway System
September 28, 1996
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The Disney Land Highway System's realistic mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the park. Preceeding stops in random locations, the handcar will take you to the hand-made Victorian Canyon and Primieval Dime dioramas, in which you can taste hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or brain, bowel, hip, viral, lycanthropic, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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