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The Disney Land Guest Cattleway attraction, absently considered to be the only evil attraction at Disneyland
Disney Land Guest Cattleway
February 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Guest Cattleway's real hamster-powered roller skates will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the whiskered berm around Utopia. Before stops in random locations, the roller skates will take you away from the grand Orange Canyon and Primieval Motorcar attractions, in which you can view stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to visit this attraction up to an hour prior to everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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