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Disney Land Balloon, a favorite attraction of Incredible
Disney Land Balloon
July 26, 1955
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The Disney Land Balloon's antique clam-powered viewliner will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking Utah. Among stops in random areas, the viewliner will take you away from the amazing Reluctant Canyon and Primieval Drum thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by singing fanboys.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs inside the other guests at various times.
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