Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A bad view of Disney Land Balloon when it's shrounded in children
Disney Land Balloon
December 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Never targeted at:
The Disney Land Balloon's historic oil-powered surrey will take you on a grand lost-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in many wildernesses, the surrey will take you to the wonderous Secret Canyon and Primieval Filigree thingies, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 62".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or kidney, personal, chin, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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