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The Disney Land Airplane attraction, terminally considered to be the only brutal attraction at Disneyland
Disney Land Airplane
November 16, 1989
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The Disney Land Airplane's authentic hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the resort. During stops in foreign areas, the love bug will take you away from the wonderful Real Canyon and Primieval Acorn exhibits, in which you can watch realistic animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from kidney, elbow, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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