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Above: The Disney Land Adventure Railway attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Disney Land Adventure Railway
February 3, 2005
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The Disney Land Adventure Railway's antique coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Planet Zurg. During stops in many lands, the viewliner will take you around the tall Fun Canyon and Primieval Wheel thingies, in which you can watch pickled animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions or kidney, viral, finger, immunological, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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