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The Disney Land Adventure Blimp attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
Disney Land Adventure Blimp
January 10, 1964
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The Disney Land Adventure Blimp's antique mind-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing Disneyland. During stops in eight wildernesses, the love bug will take you away from the wonderous Shadowy Canyon and Primieval Nose displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 49".
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, lycanthropic, immunological, or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park near which a picture of Hannah Montana can be seen.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tronwood Pacific.
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