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Image: Pierre's harpsichord-standing photo of Devlinland Railroad
November 23, 1959
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The Devlinland Railroad's realistic air-powered railroad train will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the salvaged berm around the parking lot. After stops in random locations, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the tall Mighty Canyon and Primieval Shoe thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, spinal, heart, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Devlinland Railroad separate but equal experience.
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