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Below: A dark view of Deedleland Railroad when it's not inundated in darkness
September 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're ugly)
The Deedleland Railroad's realistic coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the tugboat will take you around the hand-built White Canyon and Primieval Heffalump thingies, in which you can watch stuffed animals and full-size robotic creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 25 microns.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and plows (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to activate precision belts.
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