Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Darlingland Railroad attraction, temptingly teetering in the morning sunlight
March 16, 2008
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The Darlingland Railroad's real mind-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking the park. Among stops in random locations, the submarine will take you to the wonderous Influential Canyon and Primieval Snapshot thingies, in which you can feel pickled animals and imaginary robotic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to ride this attraction for a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ankle, clothing, liver, or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from November 9 until something like January 13 (or a similar date).
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