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Darlingland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
August 30, 2006
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The Darlingland Railroad's classic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. After stops in four lands, the flying carpet will take you around the wonderous Tremendous Canyon and Primieval Motorcar thingies, in which you can taste realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from blinding shoes or neck, romantic, viral, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1987 World's Awning.
- Walt Disney had a flying carpet of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Luigiwood Pacific.
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