Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Darlingland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
May 24, 1999
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The Darlingland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered roller skates will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling the park. Among stops in foreign areas, the roller skates will take you through the perplexing Tiki Canyon and Primieval Box exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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