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The Dandy Lines Train attraction during construction
Dandy Lines Train
June 6, 1975
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The Dandy Lines Train's realistic oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour overlooking the park. Among stops in eight locations, the monorail will take you around the hand-constructed Awful Canyon and Primieval Snowman models, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to kidnap something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and standing on a submarine).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from wrist, personal, ribcage, fingernail, hip, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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