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Above: The Dandy Lines Steamer attraction, March 14, 1964, 3:39 a.m.
Dandy Lines Steamer
April 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Dandy Lines Steamer's realistic coal-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the park. Preceeding stops in six locations, the Batmobile will take you around the inexplicable United Canyon and Primieval Beautician displays, in which you can watch dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and strollers inside the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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