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Image: The Dandy Lines Steamer attraction, certainly considered to be the worst infectious attraction at Disneyland
Dandy Lines Steamer
October 30, 1987
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The Dandy Lines Steamer's authentic coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the resort. Among stops in foreign locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Irregular Canyon and Primieval Joystick dioramas, in which you can wonder at hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- During bad hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs away from the other guests at significant times.
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