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The Dandy Lines Steamer attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland
Dandy Lines Steamer
February 20, 1985
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The Dandy Lines Steamer's classic-ish mammoth-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the park. During stops in random locations, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Difficult Canyon and Primieval Captive displays, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
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