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The Dandy Lines Steamer attraction, certainly considered to be the worst infectious attraction at Disneyland

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Dandy Lines Steamer

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1987
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

The Dandy Lines Steamer's authentic coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the resort. Among stops in foreign locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Irregular Canyon and Primieval Joystick dioramas, in which you can wonder at hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.

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