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At right: The Dandy Lines Railway attraction, terminally considered to be the worst lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Dandy Lines Railway
August 5, 2007
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The Dandy Lines Railway's semi-classic air-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in eight locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Special Canyon and Primieval Hydrophone thingies, in which you can taste mouldering animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to tend this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and hands away from the vehicle at all times.
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