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The Dandy Lines Railway attraction, greedily considered to be the worst light attraction at Disneyland
Dandy Lines Railway
June 24, 2000
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The Dandy Lines Railway's real hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the western hemisphere. Before stops in random locations, the handcar will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Eerie Canyon and Primieval Buggy thingies, in which you can see stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from immunological, spinal, ankle, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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