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The Dandy Lines Railway attraction, greedily considered to be the worst light attraction at Disneyland

The Dandy Lines Railway attraction, greedily considered to be the worst light attraction at Disneyland

Dandy Lines Railway

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2000
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

The Dandy Lines Railway's real hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the western hemisphere. Before stops in random locations, the handcar will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Eerie Canyon and Primieval Buggy thingies, in which you can see stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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