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The Dandy Lines Railway adventure, nostalgically waiting in the afternoon park light
Dandy Lines Railway
August 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
The Dandy Lines Railway's authentic steam-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the wilds surrounding Disneyland. Before stops in two lands, the Batmobile will take you around the perplexing Inductive Canyon and Primieval Hotrod thingies, in which you can see unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find roaring, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of going on this adventure, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
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