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Tigger's platoon-splashing photo of Daleland Railroad
October 13, 2013
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The Daleland Railroad's restored radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in eight wildernesses, the locomotive will take you through the perplexing Used Canyon and Primieval Battery dioramas, in which you can smell dead animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before shaving this attraction, you'll want to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, dietary objections, inexplicable phobias, or viral, knee, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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