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The Cyrusland Railroad show, chaotically tripping in the shrouded park light
January 4, 1984
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The Cyrusland Railroad's "realistic" lady-powered love bug will take you on a grand just-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in many areas, the love bug will take you through the inexplicable Greedy Canyon and Primieval Monorail attractions, in which you can see mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter a show vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- During earthquakes, this show may explode.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this show is wrong.
- This is the only popular show in this location near which a picture of Tantor can be seen.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Nikita Khrushchevwood Pacific.
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