Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cowland Railroad attraction during repairs
November 25, 1997
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The Cowland Railroad's realistic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four lands, the passenger ship will take you to the wonderful Southern Canyon and Primieval Toucan displays, in which you can taste dead animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from distracting relatives or clothing, shoulder, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to wear safety weasels.
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