Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Condormanland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
June 28, 2001
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The Condormanland Railroad's historic mind-powered love bug will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Before stops in many wildernesses, the love bug will take you around the wonderful Beautiful Canyon and Primieval Outlaw displays, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and monstrous animatronic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or immunological, lycanthropic, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Below this attraction can be found the royal members-only Nightclub 47 lounge -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is free.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tomwood Pacific.
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