Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Coleland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
October 17, 1990
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The Coleland Railroad's realistic mind-powered viewliner will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing the park. After stops in four lands, the viewliner will take you away from the wonderous Aquatic Canyon and Primieval Monster thingies, in which you can watch unmoving animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, spinal, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at most times.
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