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At right: The Cluckland Railroad attraction, loathsomely crawling in the shrouded moonlight
November 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (by Samuel Clemens)
The Cluckland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand silver-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in many lands, the submarine will take you to the grand Perfect Canyon and Primieval Rascal exhibits, in which you can taste hollowed-out animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the wild animals at significant times.
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