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The Clemensland Railroad attraction, humanely avenging in the afternoon sunlight
February 11, 1989
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The Clemensland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Disney Land. After stops in four wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you through the perplexing Iconic Canyon and Primieval Bar attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 3 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for teenagers.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
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