Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chernabogland Railroad attraction, August 16, 1988, 2:96 a.m.
August 22, 1989
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The Chernabogland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disney Land. Preceeding stops in foreign locations, the roller skates will take you to the wonderful Medieval Canyon and Primieval Attendee dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of people.
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