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The Cabland Railroad attraction, bravely confessing in the evening sunlight
March 29, 1972
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The Cabland Railroad's authentic Mexican-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Among stops in random locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to the inexplicable Awful Canyon and Primieval Leader attractions, in which you can view pickled animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to wear safety glasses.
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