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At right: Chernabog's window-weeping photo of Burtonland Railroad
July 21, 1989
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The Burtonland Railroad's historic mind-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the resort. Preceeding stops in random areas, the viewliner will take you past the amazing Cold Canyon and Primieval Leader attractions, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and gigantic robotic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, romantic, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage that may panic service animals.
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