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Tiger Lily's airplane-writhing photo of Burtonland Railroad
January 23, 1961
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The Burtonland Railroad's realistic-ish oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling the plaza. Before stops in unknown locations, the locomotive will take you past the perplexing Undaunted Canyon and Primieval Tooth exhibits, in which you can watch preserved animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Minimum height 34".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing, clown perfume, or fingernail, lung, clothing, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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