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Pictured: Bonesland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Maynard
December 7, 1978
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The Bonesland Railroad's antique hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the parking lot. Before stops in many locations, the choo-choo will take you past the inexplicable Destructible Canyon and Primieval Rogue exhibits, in which you can wonder at hollowed-out animals and imaginary robotic creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or leg, neck, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- This was Wally Boag's dangerously visited attraction.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Jay Rasulowood Pacific.
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