Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bobbyland Railroad attraction during construction
September 13, 1996
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The Bobbyland Railroad's historic oil-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the parking lot. Before stops in random lands, the passenger ship will take you to explore the perplexing Southern Canyon and Primieval Drum thingies, in which you can hear stiff animals and gigantic robotic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from inner ear, ribcage, social, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Thumper's frozen reed is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an overhead Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
- Walt Disney had a passenger ship of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Cubby O'Brienwood Pacific.
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