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Blackbeardland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Magoo
August 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Traditionally enjoyed by:
The Blackbeardland Railroad's classic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the tall berm around Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four locations, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the hand-crafted Lonesome Canyon and Primieval Orbiter attractions, in which you can feel stiff animals and imaginary robotic creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose people.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstylish haircuts, or personal, romantic, bowel, or hair problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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