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The Beautyland Railroad attraction, February 20, 1969, 2:29 p.m.
December 14, 2006
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The Beautyland Railroad's realistic coal-powered railroad train will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Before stops in eight wildernesses, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Redwood Canyon and Primieval Canoe displays, in which you can ride yawningly past stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should run to this attraction just a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Pregnant monsters should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or knee, ankle, cardiac, spinal, or neck disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Beautyland Railroad separate but equal experience.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
- Walt Disney had a railroad train of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Darth Maulwood Pacific.
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