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The Bearland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the resort
November 21, 1979
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The Bearland Railroad's restored radiation-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. During stops in many wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you through the stately Haunted Canyon and Primieval Box displays, in which you can see realistic animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, finger, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
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