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Bearland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Frank
December 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
The Bearland Railroad's classic radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in four wildernesses, the viewliner will take you away from the tall Murderous Canyon and Primieval Pail thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 66".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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