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Above: Robin Crusoe's angel-careening photo of Bearland Railroad
February 26, 2010
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The Bearland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered bead will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Epcot. During stops in many areas, the bead will take you through the perplexing Excellent Canyon and Primieval Cartoon models, in which you can hear mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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