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The Baxterland Railroad ride as seen from the top of a store
December 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
No more than two teacups (by www.CactusPlanet.net)
The Baxterland Railroad's authentic coal-powered surrey will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in uninhabited locations, the surrey will take you around the inexplicable Perilous Canyon and Primieval Cow exhibits, in which you can watch mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 29".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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