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Baxterland Railroad, a favorite show of Thor
September 10, 2012
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The Baxterland Railroad's authentic rider-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in six locations, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Red Canyon and Primieval Hawaiian thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past realistic animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this show.
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