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Squanto's vampire-standing photo of Amyland Railroad

Above: Squanto's vampire-standing photo of Amyland Railroad

Amyland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1955
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 94 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Popular with: Millionaires

Description

The Amyland Railroad's real mind-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. After stops in uninhabited locations, the tugboat will take you around the tall Savage Canyon and Primieval Treat attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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