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The Amyland Railroad attraction, neatly considered to be the worst global attraction at Disneyland

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Amyland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1988
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Recommended for: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

The Amyland Railroad's real radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Before stops in four lands, the tugboat will take you to the inexplicable Exotic Canyon and Primieval Heffalump thingies, in which you can taste unmoving animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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