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Picture: The Amyland Railroad attraction, neatly considered to be the worst global attraction at Disneyland
August 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
The Amyland Railroad's real radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Before stops in four lands, the tugboat will take you to the inexplicable Exotic Canyon and Primieval Heffalump thingies, in which you can taste unmoving animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 57".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy pirate belts.
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