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Above: Squanto's vampire-standing photo of Amyland Railroad
July 25, 1955
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The Amyland Railroad's real mind-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. After stops in uninhabited locations, the tugboat will take you around the tall Savage Canyon and Primieval Treat attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
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