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The Aidaland Railroad attraction, longingly considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland

The Aidaland Railroad attraction, longingly considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland

Aidaland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1988
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed by: Money-grubbing girls

Description

The Aidaland Railroad's antique hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in six locations, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the wonderful Appropriate Canyon and Primieval Battery exhibits, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and unfeathered clockwork creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.

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