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Photo: The Abuland Railroad attraction during construction
August 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're cheerful)
The Abuland Railroad's semi-authentic oil-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the parking lot. Before stops in six lands, the viewliner will take you to the wonderous Dirty Canyon and Primieval Apprentice exhibits, in which you can smell preserved animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the stylish blasters-only Group 88 dining room -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
- Walt Disney had a viewliner of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Deweywood Pacific.
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